Friday, June 18, 2010

Stuck On The Public Bus

(C) 2010 Stan Spire

Radio announcer: "More fresh country coming your way!"

More fresh manure...

Radio, singer: "Lover, you don't treat me no good no more."

Double negative, Descartes. Country music: therapy for the semi-literate mentally ill.

Female Passenger: "I heard on Oprah's TV show that a man's penis only has to be three inches long to satisfy a women."

And with your looks, any penis will have to do.

Male Passenger, repeated for the nth time: "Who wants a beer? I need a beer."

I need to kick the Genny suds out of you, that's what I need.

Another passenger: "Uh-uh-uh-huh-uh-nuh-nuh-uh..."

Can't these mutants speak English?

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