Sunday, April 12, 2009

Blonde Bobblehead TeeVee Nooz

© Stan Spire 2009

Bobblehead dolls. They have a spring connecting the head to the body. Just tap the head and watch it bounce up and down and all around.

Hair salon blondes. Unlike natural blondes, these women have been given their somewhat golden hair by man, not God.

Tonight I’m watching the local TeeVee nooz out of the state of Buy Vermont, the Fox network affiliate. I notice that all three weekend anchorpersons – news, sports and weather – are young blondes, apparently of the hair salon type. These chicks are so happy and upbeat; their heads are apparently spring-loaded, bouncing up and down while delivering the nooz.

The weather blonde spells her name “Kerrin,” as opposed to “Karen.” I haven’t figured out whether her parents were either semi-illiterate hippies or pretentious yuppies.

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